Why In The Blue Hell ?

Would the United States Of America want to put Missile Defense Sites in parts of Poland and other Central Europe Countries ? The US says that they are intended to counter threats from Iran and North Korea. Russia and other Eastern European countries say that is a crock. Poland and the Czech Republic are both former Soviet Countries that are now NATO members say, what the hell. One can host the Missiles and the other can host the Radar Sites to control them. It is win-win for the US and the hosting countries. The countries make much needed cash for their leaders and the US can defend against Lil Kim and that other Crazy Man whom has no respect what so ever for the US. Now today NATO said they were cutting off checks to Lil Kim, so you know he is in one of his better moods with this news. Oh!! If anyone is thinking about what Vladimir thinks, he is not too pleased with this news. Me, being me, called my pal Sergei Ivanov and got quite an ear full from him. He said that if they had missiles that powerful that Russia would know and would and could have put a stop to it years ago. Sergei told that he of all people would know "he is the Defense Minister of Russia" and with the right amount of money spread around all of this would be very low key and Vladimir would not be going crazy and making his days very long. Now my pal has to travel and make it look like a big deal, not to mention all the cash he will have to put out to make peace with his other Russian officials who have said that they see it as a threat that will upset the security balance in Central and Eastern Europe and these guys just don't like this one bit. More to come on this later.
I will leave you with the words of my pal Sergei as we ended out phone call today. Patreek, please tell Mrs. Clinton I said hello and Ya'll come back now, Yea Hear..