It Is The Night Before

Christmas!!!!!
Nothing has gone right. One of the gifts that was bought for Maryna came today. Guess what ? I don't have to tell you what happened. I had a feeling that things were going to smooth. I bought this on line two weeks ago. It arrived today. Wrong stuff. Phony Perfume. I don't mean a little phony. It is the real deal phony, 100% to the bone phony.
What the hell has happened to people these days, selling phony stuff. I also must ask what in the hell is wrong with me buying phony stuff that these people sell ?
I am use to buying real products. I don't mind paying a little more for the real deal so to speak. This time I was taken in by a lady that said she bought it as a gift for her and she did not like it. I took what I thought was a good deal and ran with it. I do understand that you always get what you pay for. In this case I sure did.
So as I head out for the mall for some late shopping, I can hear the phony lady saying , Ya'll come back now, Ya hear...